[sinbadthesailor]

Several come to mind:

"Honey, is the brake pedal supposed to go all the way to the floor?"

You can tell when someone is well informed; they share your opinions on everything.

Camping without beer is just sleeping outside.

and this fm friends who went to Alaska this summer:

"What to do you mean there's nothing to see in Saskatchewan? There's lot's to see...just nothing in the way to block your view!!"

and these last two seem to go together;

I used to make mental notes but I couldn't read my writing.
Forget the health food, I need al the preservatives I can get.