View Full Version : What is the funniest thing you have heard while camping?

Salty Dog
05-11-2005, 07:58 PM
For me, two stand out in my mind. First - "Honey, you're moving the tree!" (Funny for me, not so funny for them. It took us about 15 minutes of CAREFULLY back and forth to get them away for their friendly tree.

Second - "The whole world can see that you are blonde. You don't need to prove it!" :roll:

07-03-2005, 10:24 AM
Several come to mind:

"Honey, is the brake pedal supposed to go all the way to the floor?"

You can tell when someone is well informed; they share your opinions on everything.

Camping without beer is just sleeping outside.

and this fm friends who went to Alaska this summer:

"What to do you mean there's nothing to see in Saskatchewan? There's lot's to see...just nothing in the way to block your view!!"

and these last two seem to go together;

I used to make mental notes but I couldn't read my writing.
Forget the health food, I need al the preservatives I can get.

01-26-2006, 03:27 PM
We had a friend join our camping group one weekend at a park he and his family had not been to before. His wife and daughter joined him later that night. He told them that we had given him a tour of the park including the lak, the dam and the spillway.
That night he was awakened by his wife during a downpour and she asked 'That dam you saw today..... ARE WE ABOVE IT OR BELOW IT?'