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Old 05-11-2005, 01:28 PM   #1
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starting joke

Why are rivers so rich?

Because they have so many banks!

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Old 05-18-2005, 11:44 PM   #2
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Getting a ticket for what reason?

Lady driving down a country Road and a Police Officer following her in his Patrol Car. She hit a wild Turkey that ran out in front of her. The Turkey went up and over the Lady's car and into the Police Officer's car, knocking out the windshield in the Patrol Car. The Police Officer stopped the Lady and wrote her a ticket.
For what Reason

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Old 05-19-2005, 12:56 PM   #3
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Getting a ticket for what reason?

For flipping him the BIRD
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Old 05-19-2005, 04:49 PM   #4
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Very good. It's always good to have a good laugh!
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Old 05-19-2005, 11:16 PM   #5
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You got it! HAHA
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Old 05-20-2005, 08:46 AM   #6
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Two men walk into the lumber yard sales desk area. The clerk behind the counter waits for them to approach him, so he can help. The two men hold back from the counter talking in low foreign voices to each other, when one of them walks forward to speak with the clerk. The clerk asks "how can I help you?" The fellow says. I need to buy 4x2's. The clerk looks puzzled for a second, then says, Oh, you mean 2x4's. Sure, how long did you want them? The fellow looks puzzled, says one moment please, walks back to his friend and starts a conversation with him, again in a foreign language. After a few moments he walks back and says
"for a long time, we are building a garage"
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Old 01-26-2006, 02:21 PM   #7
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2 guys walk into a bar.

you woulda thought the second one woulda saw it coming.

2 old maids got on a drunk.

They like to killed him.
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