Ready for the meltdown

[mwturner]

While others in the rest of the country are getting ready for the start of their season, we hear in Texas are checking the A/C units real carefully. I can't find one person who can really say "Boy, come August we'll be outside enjoying that roaring campfire and just waiting for that 98 degree weather and the 100% humidity tomorrow. We need a new saying for something. We have Winter Texans or some call them "Snow Bird" that come down here to escape from the cold up North. What should we call those Texans that can't stand the weather here during the summer and go up north to escape the God awful heat?