I start with "if", because Bruce DOES have a great sense of humour.
If he is being serious - there are candies called "humbugs". Not sure if they are available in the US.
(IMHO) The absolute BEST humbugs are sold by a company called Rheo Thompson in Stratford Ontario. They also make awesome chocolate!
For the humbugs:
http://www.rheothompson.com/store/default.asp
search for "humbugs".
I've included a picture of the humbugs.